I asked Cortana about her nemesis, Siri.

When I persisted with the question, she was like

I tried to act smart a bit

That was going nowhere, so I switched topics and asked her about Google.

Ouch! That would hurt someone at Mountainview! But Cupertino was more lucky

Thought of asking her about Android

Then I asked her a couple of easy questions to make her feel comfortable

Then got a bit personal

She was fine with it, so thought of digging further.

Right time to ask her about Bill & Steve

She seemed to be in a good mood! Time to get a bit naughty

She was gracious, so thought of putting her in dock a bit

The ultimate question

I thought of fooling around a bit more

Had to push it a bit further

I was getting bored

And then Cortana cut me short asking a question, twice.

I went full retard

And Cortana wasn’t impressed

I wanted let her go happy

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